May 27, 2005
Overheard at Starbucks
"So it's not hookers and swingers with their all-inclusive...ha-ha...sex clubs you hate; it's their security, their infrastructure!?"
-"How free can it be if Guido, Mr. Farquehart and Ma Belle need to pass muster on me? If they're doing me the favor; if she's doing them the favor? ..no matter how beautiful or crazy the women, the mob are not good people."
"It's not her; it's her mom, her boyfriend?"
-"Boyfriends. The mob like the FBI doesn't use unmarked vans."
"They use mustard...gas?"
-"I hate cults."
"Even cults that've created a sexual utopia? Daily providing how many thousands of American men and women with safe, secure, willing and anonymous sex-partners? Imagine the number of marriages they've saved? The hours of work NOT wasted on unsolicited and unfruitful sexual advances? The stay-at-home housewives rescued from boredom and drudgery? Think of the kids whose dad's don't have the stray all that far for a little regular sumptin-sumptin? Women freed from unwanted marital duties, marital-rape! No need to stalk the girl or wife next door. No need to look for sex from anyone but who they provide. All they ask in return is obedience and secrecy."
-"I'm so screwed."