November 25, 2005
Overheard at Starbucks
"He makes about $300.00-an-hour. Your comparisons of the 'Lord of the Flies', 'The Lord of the Rings' and the tv show 'Lost' obviously wasn't worth his time.
In your defense there isn't much anyone can say that's worth $5.00-a-minute to him. He's a lean, mean, earning-machine."
--"Maybe if I had simultaneously given him a hand-job?"