February 24, 2006
Overheard at Starbucks
"Have you noticed...are there more gay spooks than straight spooks?"
---"We've talked about this before; being gay is not now nor has ever been a prerequisite for spy work, the secret police, FEMA or the FBI.
One-in-ten Braveheart; do the math.
It's not who you blow, it's who you know.
J. Edgar Hoover's homosexuality was not a masonic rule. Nowhere else in the world could a gay man have held that much power for that many years. He was an American original.
Are you being spooked?
Are you seeing more gay women spooks then straight women spooks? Or just gay men spooks?
You know what they say about spookophobes?
Have you been getting enough sleep?
Are there any spooks here now, gay or straight?"