March 26, 2006
Overheard at Starbucks
"What day of the week do most people have sex?"
---"Around here? Saturday."
"Saturday night...of course."
---"I think more goes on Saturday afternoon...when working husbands and wives have unscheduled time to run their errands and the kids are at mall or the movies. The people around here can't afford weekly playboy-style key parties."
""Sorry I'm late but there was a long line at the...ah...hardware store, supermarket, post office?""
---"Exactly...
By the way according to the Rockefeller Foundation quickies with strangers are more family-positive than swinging with acquantances. There's already enough divorces over money problems.