"There's something screwy about the religious-right's opposition to gay-marriage."
-"This'll be good."
"If they really believed gays were as evil as all that, wouldn't it make sense to have them register with the government? Why insist gays live like carnies, circus people, gypsies?"
...If only to keep tabs on them?"
-"God's army doesn't negotiate with abominations."
"Isn't it ironic gays are fighting to voluntarily add their names and addresses to court-house files in every state in America?
-"If there weren't gays to bash..."
"Default to heterosexual sins? ...of the flesh?"
-"...what would our bigots do?"